Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com Squeezing the Banana of Your Mind Through a Broken Pasta Machine Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:28:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.unclebertie.com/feed/podcast/ Improvised and experimental comedy starring Marcus Cros & Lee McAndrew Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie unclebertie@live.co.uk unclebertie@live.co.uk (Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie) Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie silly, surreal, improv, comedy, experimental, improvisation, python, boosh Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Trampoline4.jpg http://www.unclebertie.com THE 40th EPISODE!!!!! http://www.unclebertie.com/the-40th-episode/ http://www.unclebertie.com/the-40th-episode/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:28:13 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=878 YES! We are back! But what will happen? Is it hello and then goodbye again already? Listen to this unpredictable and tangential celebratory 40th episode of the amazing internet comedy phenomenon Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie!

WARNING: Contains the word “FUCK”!

Episode Credits:

Voices: Lee & Marcus
Audio Mixing & Editing: Marcus
Website Stuff: Marcus
Theme Music: Marcus (you can hear the original version, Mr Wobbly Feet, by going to Laughing at the Sky)
Additional Music (Jazz piece): Night Shadows by Frank Stratton, borrowed from the Podsafe Audio website.
“Shit” sample: Stolen from DaniCupcakes‘s YouTube video Fuck Facebook
“Arse” sample: Stolen from the Bob Fleming Arse Sketch by Paul Whitehouse from The Fast Show
Rocket Powered Cucumbers & Origami Waterbombs: Dave and his midget friend Lord Cecil McBummybooface of Bummybootown

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Episode Credits:
Lee: Estate Agent, Audio Mixing & Editing, Love of Midgets.
Marcus: Mr Jenkins, Website Stuff, Hatred of All Those New Things That Don’t Make Any Sense But Everyone Seems to Like Just Because Everyone Else Likes Them, Love of Everything Else (Including Your Face!)
Dave: Trousers, Pants, Bra and Wensleydale Cheese

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Outtakes:

Episode Credits:
Lee: Ethel Nipplebra, Audio Mixing & Editing, help with episode description
Marcus: Simon Bumtrousers, Website Stuff, help with mixing, interpretive jazz dance (in Dave’s absence)

Sad News:
Sadly, Dave couldn’t be with us this week, as he is currently in hospital recovering from a severe Gherkin Overdose.

A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.
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Episode Credits:
Lee: Danny Fortnightly, Audio Mixing & Editing
Marcus: Derek, Website Stuff, help with mixing
Dave: Traffic sounds (made with his mouth, like that clever character in the Police Academy films)

Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts]]> http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-37-whats-up-with-derek/feed/ 0 bad boys of comedy,comedy,extreme funny humor,humor,humor of the day,podcast In the 37th episode of the online comedy series Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie, permanently disgruntled radio presenter Danny Fortnightly has his patience tested again when he encounter Derek, a man that, well... In the 37th episode of the online comedy series Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie, permanently disgruntled radio presenter Danny Fortnightly has his patience tested again when he encounter Derek, a man that, well...just bloody well listen to it and find out! Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Poetry Time (Part 2) http://www.unclebertie.com/poetry-time-part-2/ http://www.unclebertie.com/poetry-time-part-2/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 05:57:02 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=825 The second episode of the thought-provoking and intellectually stimulating series Poetry Time.

Episode Credits:
Marcus: Marcus, Poem Ideas, Internet.
Lee: Lee, Audio Editing & Mixing, Poem Ideas.
Dave: Ballet.

A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.
Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts]]> http://www.unclebertie.com/poetry-time-part-2/feed/ 0 comedy,funny,humor,podcast,silly The second episode of the thought-provoking and intellectually stimulating series Poetry Time. The second episode of the thought-provoking and intellectually stimulating series Poetry Time. Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Episode 35 – Dominus Gearstick http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-35-dominus-gearstick/ http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-35-dominus-gearstick/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:21:16 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=817 Radio presenter Simon Bumtrousers interviews a man who claims to be a Transformer.

Episode Credits:
Lee: Dominus Gearstick
Marcus: Simon Bumtrousers, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing & Editing.
Dave: Crazy Dancing (you can’t see him, because this is audio only, but he was definately there, off to the side, dancing around in his underpants).

A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.
Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts]]> http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-35-dominus-gearstick/feed/ 0 comedy,funny,humor,podcast,silly Radio presenter Simon Bumtrousers interviews a man who claims to be a Transformer. Episode Credits: Lee: Dominus Gearstick Marcus: Simon Bumtrousers, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing & Editing. Radio presenter Simon Bumtrousers interviews a man who claims to be a Transformer. Episode Credits: Lee: Dominus Gearstick Marcus: Simon Bumtrousers, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing & Editing. Dave: Crazy Dancing (you can't see him, because this is audio only, but he was definately there, off to the side, dancing around in his underpants). A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn't quite work out. Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Episode 34 – Underpants Man: Friendly Danny? http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-34-underpants-man-friendly-danny/ http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-34-underpants-man-friendly-danny/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:00:37 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=811 Danny Fortnightly claims to have turned over a new leaf… but how long will it last?!

Episode Credits:
Marcus: Underpants Man
Lee: Danny Fortnightly, Mixing & Editing.
Dave: Beard

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*and also the word FUCK

Episode Credits:
Lee: Sandy the Super Sexy Seductive Sex Line Worker
Marcus: Northern Man, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing, Editing and Mischief.
Dave: Sex Line Worker #2 (edited out of final mix)

A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.
Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts]]> http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-33-sex-line/feed/ 0 comedy,funny,humor,humour,podcast,sex line WARNING: This episode may contain nuts*. *and also the word FUCK - Episode Credits: Lee: Sandy the Super Sexy Seductive Sex Line Worker Marcus: Northern Man, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing, Editing and Mischief. WARNING: This episode may contain nuts*. *and also the word FUCK Episode Credits: Lee: Sandy the Super Sexy Seductive Sex Line Worker Marcus: Northern Man, Computer Generated Voices, Samples, Mixing, Editing and Mischief. Dave: Sex Line Worker #2 (edited out of final mix) A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn't quite work out. Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Episode 32 – Conversations & Out-takes http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-32-conversations-out-takes/ http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-32-conversations-out-takes/#comments Sun, 23 May 2010 15:13:26 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=785 A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.

Episode Credits:
Recording: Featuring Lee and Marcus as themselves and as other characters. Recorded in Marcus’s bedroom using Lee’s microphones. Dave was there too, but he didn’t say anything.
Mixing & Editing: Lee, with a small amount of advice from Marcus (“turn up the background music, and add an echoey effect to the in between bits”). Dave also gave his opinion on the mixing/editing, but we ignored him, because he told us to scrap everything and replace it with the sound of a giraffe giving birth.
Music: Marcus. Dave also composed some music, but it was rubbish so we didn’t use it.
Website Stuff: Marcus (including writing this pile of nonsense you are reading), with help from Lee (episode description). Dave also has a website, but you are strongly advised not to visit it.

A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn’t quite work out.
Join the forum discussion on this post - (1) Posts]]> http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-32-conversations-out-takes/feed/ 0 audio,comedy,funny,humor,humour A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn't quite work out. Episode Credits: Recording: Featuring Lee and Marcus as themselves and as other characters. A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn't quite work out. Episode Credits: Recording: Featuring Lee and Marcus as themselves and as other characters. Recorded in Marcus's bedroom using Lee's microphones. Dave was there too, but he didn't say anything. Mixing & Editing: Lee, with a small amount of advice from Marcus ("turn up the background music, and add an echoey effect to the in between bits"). Dave also gave his opinion on the mixing/editing, but we ignored him, because he told us to scrap everything and replace it with the sound of a giraffe giving birth. Music: Marcus. Dave also composed some music, but it was rubbish so we didn't use it. Website Stuff: Marcus (including writing this pile of nonsense you are reading), with help from Lee (episode description). Dave also has a website, but you are strongly advised not to visit it. A series of intellectual conversations between Lee and Marcus interspersed with clips from recordings that didn't quite work out. Trampoline Bouncing with Uncle Bertie yes Episode 31 – Professor McAndrew: A Lecture http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-31-professor-mcandrew-a-lecture/ http://www.unclebertie.com/episode-31-professor-mcandrew-a-lecture/#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 11:45:01 +0000 Uncle Bertie http://www.unclebertie.com/?p=774 An interesting and informative lecture by Professor McAndrew on life.

Episode Credits:
Lee: Voice (mostly based on things Marcus told him to say).
Marcus: Mixing, Editing & Beats.
Dave: Absolutely nothing.

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