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12:25 pm
March 18, 2010
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Real men inject heroin directly into their balls.
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3:08 pm
March 18, 2010
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"Marcus" said:
Real men inject heroin directly into their balls.
So if you inject heroin into a man's balls and gets a woman pregnant, does it mean the baby will be out of their skull all the time?
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5:16 pm
June 9, 2010
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How does anyone know that's what real men do? Men don't like having their testicles pieced in public, unless they're perverted. And so real men could always just go around saying that's what they do. Until they have sex and the woman tells everyone he's a big, rubbery liar.
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11:12 pm
June 9, 2010
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Home said:How does anyone know that's what real men do? Men don't like having their testicles pieced in public, unless they're perverted. And so real men could always just go around saying that's what they do. Until they have sex and the woman tells everyone he's a big, rubbery liar.
Well Pyra, I'm a metrosexual (a modern man). That means if you're upset about something, I will be there for you crying alongside you. 
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9:19 am
June 30, 2010
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The Notorious L.E.E. said:
Home said:How does anyone know that's what real men do? Men don't like having their testicles pieced in public, unless they're perverted. And so real men could always just go around saying that's what they do. Until they have sex and the woman tells everyone he's a big, rubbery liar.
Well Pyra, I'm a metrosexual (a modern man). That means if you're upset about something, I will be there for you crying alongside you.
And it will most likely be due to something I've said, such as "The egg in on the other foot, but only when the pheasant isn't walking on stilts", which will have confused you so much you will have had a complete breakdown as a result.
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2:55 pm
July 14, 2010
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"Marcus" said:
And it will most likely be due to something I've said, such as "The egg in on the other foot, but only when the pheasant isn't walking on stilts", which will have confused you so much you will have had a complete breakdown as a result.
I normally only cry when you say my breasts aren't big enough.
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5:30 am
July 15, 2010
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The Notorious L.E.E. said:
I normally only cry when you say my breasts aren't big enough.
They're tiny! Far too small to get me sexually aroused!
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5:01 pm
July 15, 2010
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Then pay for the implants or stop complaining.
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11:42 am
July 16, 2010
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Why is it always down to me to pay for your plastic surgery?! I'm sick of it!
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11:57 am
July 16, 2010
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"Marcus" said:Why is it always down to me to pay for your plastic surgery?! I'm sick of it!
I thought we agreed that I was going to stay at home and raise the kids whilst you went out and provided for us.
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5:06 am
July 17, 2010
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If by kids you mean those midgets you've been keeping prisoner in the basement for the last 5 years – I'm sick of them!
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