Trampoline Bouncing With Uncle Bertie

Post edited 5:46 pm – June 30, 2010 by "Marcus"

There was a dog called Bruce who, at the age of 7 years 3 months 12 days 4 hours 17 minutes and a year, suddenly understood the meaning of the entire universe, which, in his own words is "Woof woof bark bark barkety woofy woof," which when translated from Dog into English means "We are all made the big clay of time." One day, his owner, Barbara, made a clay model of herself, which exploded and caused the fire alarm to go off the entire block of flats. The fire service were called, and Bruce bit one of the firemen on the leg. The bite went septic, then gangrene, and eventually the leg had to be amputated, so he had to retire from the fire service, so he started a business selling dog meat to London's Chinese minority.