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12:33 pm
November 29, 2009
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Who is your favourite Uncle Bertie character?
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5:08 pm
November 29, 2009
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It's definitely got to be Darren The Diabetic Dolphin. I particularly like his catchphrase "Oops, I've just lost all of my plankton!"
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11:49 am
November 30, 2009
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Lee's talking about an Uncle Bertie in a parallel dimension. 
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2:12 pm
November 30, 2009
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It's an episode we're going to release in 2014. I timetravelled to the future and downloaded it. By the way, Cliff Richard becomes Prime Minister in 2015.
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11:45 am
December 1, 2009
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Yes, but unfortunately, by 2016 the UK crumbles into 25 separate micronations all fighting each other. 15 of them will be part of the EU, 9 will become part of the USA, and for some bizarre reason, one of them will become united with Sudan.
To mark the borders, all of these micronations will separated by water, due to man made water channels dug by cheap Polish immigrants. These water channels will wash away all the excess water we seem to keep having lately, thus solving all flooding problems at the same time.
And then in 2017, Cliff Richard gets murdered, but then comes back to life because he is really Jesus.
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2:03 pm
December 1, 2009
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Yikes! That's going to make it very hard for me to get to Wooton-Under-Edge, unless of course Cliff Richard allows me to walk on water with him.
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9:18 pm
December 2, 2009
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I like the one that sounds most like my friend Sergio. With a weird accent. Not that he doesn't already have a weird accent which he stresses and adds several extra 's'es to… But I digress. He giggles a lot too. I've no idea who he is. Names are for old friends, and these characters, I barely know.
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4:10 pm
December 5, 2009
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I like them all equally 
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Do not fear the lovely Cynthia is here and stuff…
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1:54 am
December 6, 2009
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Thanks Cynthia! And welcome to Da Website.
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5:26 am
December 6, 2009
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Marcus said:Thanks Cynthia! And welcome to Da Website. 
I too echo that welcome.
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3:28 pm
February 21, 2010
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Welcome and join us. JOOOOIIIIN UUUUS….
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4:39 pm
June 9, 2010
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I've changed my mind. It's definitely Dave's beard that I like best!
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11:14 pm
June 9, 2010
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Home said:I've changed my mind. It's definitely Dave's beard that I like best!
Yes indeed, I felt he made a very convincing beard. A performance worthy Sir Larry Olivier himself.
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9:16 am
June 30, 2010
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I'm replying late to this post with an irrelevant reply, like a really delayed echo in a long cave with some kind of audio effect device half way through the cave which causes the sound to completely change beyond all recognition from what it originally was.
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12:21 pm
July 13, 2010
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Nice try Marcus, but my reply was the best.
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1:54 am
July 14, 2010
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No, mine was. You're wrong.
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2:44 pm
July 14, 2010
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As long as mine can be the worst, I don't really mind.
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