By Uncle Bertie 　http://www.unclebertie.com/vote-underpants-man-blog/

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THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE UNDERPANTS PARTY

PARTY LEADER: UNDERPANTS MAN

This country needs change! Need proof? Look at the damage done by the present Labour goverment:

• 37 Morris dancing clubs have closed within the last 12 months.

• 95% percentage of kebab shops sell those silly little french fries and not the superior type of chips you get in a chip shop.

• There total number of Britons being abducted by extra-terrestrials has increased by 27%.

• The McDonalds in Chesham has closed down.

• Leicester has broken away from the United Kingdom, declared itself as an independent state and installed Gary Lineker as their new king.

(Source: Underpants Man’s mate Sebastian)

You may think the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats are able to put a stop to this, but you’d be wrong. David Cameron intends to privatise Newcastle and sell it to the highest bidding foreign country and Nick Clegg has stated on many occasions that he actually prefers french fries to chip shop chips (shocking I know).

Please follow the links below to see our comments on the 3 main candidates as well as Nick Griffin (who doesn’t actually stand a chance of becoming Prime Minister) and our reasons why you should NOT vote for them. In addition to this we have a page devoted to our party leader detailing what he can do for you and your country.

VOTE UNDERPANTS MAN!

Who Is Underpants Man?

Nick Griffin – Al Qaeda Terrorist

Nick Clegg – Scrabble Cheat

Gordon Brown – ASBO King

David Cameron – Egg Thief

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