DON’T LET THIS MAN NEAR A SCRABBLE BOARD!

We would have liked to have had a picture of Mr Clegg above that warning but unfortunately nobody knows what he looks like. We have however managed to narrow it down to the following 4 people:

It is hard to take seriously old Cleggy’s pledge of “Building A Fairer Britain”  when he got expelled from the Sheffield Scrabble Society for putting down QXWAZ down for the Triple Word Score, claiming that it was defined in the Oxford Dictionary as,  “A chemical component found in the saliva of a Shetland pony that has recently contracted malaria”.

The host of that particular event  52 year old Betty Simpkins a housewife and former bodybuilder, told us “He did not take it [being thrown out] lightly. He picked up the Scrabble board, threw it across the room and then took the letters Q and K and force fed them to my pussy cat Tiddles.”

Do you really want a man of such questionable integrity to be your prime minister? Of course you don’t! In that case…

VOTE UNDERPANTS MAN!